So it’s settled then. When my wife and I are 80 we are going trick-or-treating together as a hot dog and coke zero. Because who can really say “No” to two old ladies.
"Why coke zero?"
Oh my wife is diabetic.
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
people getting in the clone club now probably is like
*tortures my husband with hot glue* it’s a metaphor
"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"
"What the Tolkien?"
"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"
"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."
Thank you supernatural fandom
These are ACTUAL works of art by convicted killers.
These are exquisite
You gotta admit though, Hitler’s one was actually quite beautiful